musim mengawan da tiba....

ehem2..statistik yg wa baca dlm tenet ad mngatakan bahawa taburan penduduk seantero dunia semakin meningkat hari ke hari..hal ini disebabkan oleh peningkatan nafsu sex halal dikalangan penduduk dunia..mereka dengan yakinnya merasakan yang mereka sudah mampou untuk berumahtangga dan membina sebuah keluarga..tidak kira siapa,rupa,harta mahupun bangsa,semuanya berlari2 anak ke pejabat kadi untuk daftar kawen..terutamanya pada hari 11.11.11 dimana terdapat laporan tok kadi telah diserang krem di kdua2 blah kakinya persis player sukan sea malaysia yg memakai no 28 (yong apa ntah) ketika menentang kemboja baru2 ini...tarikh keramat kononnya..terpulanglah...malah,ada pula kes kerani di pejabat kadi diserang oleh seorang makcik berusia 47tahun kerana enggan memberi nombor giliran untuk tujuan pendaftaran perkahwinan..oh,sungguh dahsat..seorang emak di satu sudut kelihatan sibuk memujuk anak lelaki ke-3nya yang kelihatan kecewa apabila pasangannya gagal hadir ke pejabat kadi akibat kehabisan minyak di jalan skudai dan tersangkut jem..bwk2 bersabarlah ya..esok masih ada..
berbalik kepada topik utama yg dibincangkan, sehingga jam 8mlm tadi,wa telah mendapat 12 jemputan perkahwinan..wah,seorang demi seorang rakan2 wa yg akan 'kehilangan' di tngan suami tercinta..

CONGRATULATION AND MAY YOUR LIFE WILL BE MUCH MORE HAPPIER WITH YOUR PARTNER ALONGSIDE...

lepas post, post lagi n lagi..rubbish!!!!!!

got some time to read people's blog..sick of the who like to post everything in their mind to their blog.."napa tetiba rini aku rasa lonely",post.....org baca,komen bejela2...padahal xdak mende pon..jahanam dah dunia kita skang kan..esok2,"tgh sedih,nak berak tapi taik xleh kua" n klua laa cakap2 tahi yg berikutnya selepas sejam post new entry..macam? macam gampang!!!!!

ps:wa saja post ni seminit slepas previos one...feeling great?nay..macam hampeh!!!!

before sahur post....

hallo hallo hallo..seems like getting lesser n lesser to post new things..coz what?yeah,my life is hell-a-goood indeed..lonely?fucking nay!!!!ma days were fully occupied doing things that i like n that was reeeaaaallly awesome!!!!old memories?to hell wit em..now im on a new book,new leaf,new life n living in my own paradise...no more bulshitting here n there..mamak,shisha,snuker,frenz,thats alll that i need..girls?fucking not now..bak kata christina perry dlm lagu ngantok nak mampos beliau "i've grown too strong,to ever fall back in your arms''..bagi wa,your arms to refer to my previous life yg agak shit klu nk dipikirkan..in fact,i aint mizz that things..fuck off!!!!!

but ironically,i just bought new bike..going back to those old days where im moving round wit bike..its legendary dude..sometimes i can feel my legendary mummy-heritage-car got jealous peeking me sharing my enjoyment wit her (i mean my bike laaa dude)...quotation gua dlu2 "moto bini 1st gua,awek second"..hahaha..damn!!!!

over a year ive been working collecting money,finishing em,earn another money,enjoying em,nothing change for me seriously..im still the person who didnt care bout the future..coz for me,future is future..no need to give lots of hope for them..what will happen is another story..so,just fucking sit here,appreciate what u can do,n dont let your 'hope' for your future become the barrier for you to enjoy the aweseomeness of your life...in fact,we live in the young age only once..just dont forget ur responsibility laaaaa dude...enjoy2 gak..igt pesan paklong "jgn sronok lebeh".....

i wrrote this entry at 3.25 am in d morning..WTF?

love? lies? lust? and life...4 little words,and word up, F U C K is also a four non-words figure...you may find it annoyed to see y on earth i always swearing those F words..maybe this is just me..this is universe and i found it very LEGENDARY me..yeah,fuck up..who cares if you never like this...i never ask you to read so,just suck it up suckers!!!!hahahahahha..

in fact,theres a theory or shud i say, a legendary-get-out-of-my-head- supposition lay behind this four legendary-words..F-fucking forget of the one who have broke your heart into pieces and faking left you being such a mathafaking loser in fact you are not faking deserve it as you have tried to be the coolest gentle-faking-man ever...this is awesome!!! U-untied your great legendary life as there is no single person in the world will forbid on every faking steps you make and the path you chose will faking lead you the the awesomeness of your life..faking awesome!!!! C-come on dude,get a life while you still got the air to breath..think bout the CHANCES that you never been able to achieve while you r stuck-and-fucked with your (you said it,you eat it)lover?hahahaha..think of CHANCES,swallow the awesomeness yourself!!!!!and K-keep one's hair on it..look around you..look around the person and the people who always there for you..go n buddy-hug them..never lose your faith in them coz they are all you got till you die..trust me dude,the power of love between friends is faking more stronger than the love between you and your happilyeverafter-to-be(pffft)...and this is the ULTIMATELY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

PS:almost seven faking months-it was awesome!!!!!

my life,my rules!!!!!

baru2 ni gua ada pegi bercuti..jaoh gile beb wa bercuti..wa pegi ngan harapan wa leh lupakan masalah2 dalam ngara gua..wa nak enjoy sampai guling2 sambil lupakan fukemak fukemak yg berlegar2 di minda wa...dan hasilnya= A.W.E.S.O.M.E !

byk benda baru yg wa buat kat sana..pa bendanya?hahahaha..lu pikirlah sendri der..mlas wa nak gtau..apa yg wa leh cakap,wa da mlangkah setapak kehadapan..at least klu org tanya,wa leh jawab r pasni..xla mcm ayam bertelur di kampung je kan?wa knal,apa itu hiburan dunia,wa nmpak pelbagai jenis manusia yg ujud di skitar hidup kita,wa knal apa maknanya perkataan malu n maruah dlm hidup kita..

duit?mmg xdinafikan n wa pun telah berazam kpada diri gua bahawa taun 2011 adalah taun untuk wa enjoy,wa nak lupakan kisah hitam shit madafaka haramjadah celaka yg telah wa alami slamani..wa xpikir pasal hidup wa pada masa depan,mampos!!!wa tau apa wa buat,n klu lu xsuka apa yg wa buat,lu ble blah..this is my fucking life n my fucking rules...dont you dare to fucking bother bout it..ops,lari lak ngan topik,biasakla wa kan panas baran kataluuu..hahaha..bitch!

so skang gaji gua da nak abis..nak tggu gaji depan,apa2 leh jadi,so,thats it..lu da enjoy,lu idop r ngan ap yg ada...janji lu xnyusahkan org..ok?

tapi ada satu benda wa nak nasihat kpada lu orang semua

BANGKOK REALLY DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!

orang gila xkan ngaku dia gila kan?

baru2 ni aku ada terbaca di salah satu perantara komunikasi di mana didalam nukilan beliau,ada menyatakan satu statement yg mmbuat pankreas aku tiba2 terpusing seketika..ntah apa benda yg dia marah or kat siapa dia nak tujukan cerpen dia yg macam dia bagus sgt tu..hahaha..tgok,wa gelak lagi..wa gelak sebab wa knal dia..knal dia sgt2..pendek kata,serba serbi gua dah masak ngan prangai dak alah tu..

kepada si X..

wa sentiasa 'senyum' dan xperlu kata apa2 kerna wa dah rasa apa yang lu wat wa rasa...hahahahahaha...fuck u bitch!!!!!!

smoga cepat berambus..

wa mulakan cetusan tunggang langgang wa dengan laungan aaaaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok..amek nafas jap...

skang ni wa rasa wa nak g menuntut,wa nak betapa,wa nak jumpa sensei yg mampu bg penawar tuk wa..penawar cmana nak buang segala benda mak nenek yg sudah tidak layak bersemayam dlm serebelum wa..wa tau, kenangan, penangan, peristiwa, kecewa, hampa, duka n lara ni mmg agak sukar or even x tercapai dek akal lah nak delete,tp at least, kasi r hidden jap...klu nak bukak pun, kena la g kat folder option dlu...hmmmm...beron lak wa yg diklasifikasikan sbgai 18sg bukan dari segi perbuatan, tapi dr segi perangai..yelah,org kata wa baran,wa cepat panas,sbab tu wa xsesuai utk lu kan kan kan?tp wa ok,wa no hal,wa chill,lu nak kata lu nak tafsir lu nak terjemah lu nak translate or lu nak kaji,itu lu punya masalah,wa terima ngan senyuman manis wa je..klu stakat lu n ur gang je yg reject wa,pa de hal beb...mcm la wa xleh idup..wa still leh hang out kat padang bola sorang2 sambil mengejar sibur2,bermain konda kondi bersama anak2 jiran wa,menjadi driver kpada atuk nak p gig..pendek ucap,g mampos la sama luuuu....

berbalik kepada motif wa utk pergi menuntut,wa pun pelik asal tiba2 wa rasa nak g menuntut...maybe sbab wa prasan driver2 atas jln JB-Kulai ni pelik tgok wa bermonolog sengsorang dlm keta kesayangan wa sambil memek muka yg penuh ngan kemetal-annya..metal2 juga der,dlm hati ni,taman astakona pun xleh celen,hehehe...metal2 pun,kantoi gak klu ttba hujan lebat di KL lumpur jatuh memamah bumi kan?wa tgh pelik, asal wa drive ja memori2 gelap wa dtg tiba2..yg wa pelik,wa rsa memori gelap wa klu stahun 1 gig,adalaa dlm 4 gig..sdangkan wa hidup da 25tahun da..maksudnya ada lagi 21 gig memori yg xbrapa nak meributkan kehidupan waa..ni mesti ada virus super dasat dlm hard disk ni..anti virus normal xleh delete,dia sengih jee tgok anti virus ni..,wa xleh format,nanti wa trus bukan tenggelam punca da,lemas jatuh kedasar xnaek2..silap2 bratur ngan org gila nak amek ubat...

x dinafikan, ap yg jadi kat gua,ap yg gua kena,ap yg gua hadap,mmg lumrah hidup,asam garam,cuka masam budu pencecah hidup...lu org leh judge wa mcm2 tp lu orang apa tau,benda ni gua yg kena so lu hanya menaakul ngan logik akal normal yg blum cecah 10% pun penggunaannya..(einstein pun bru 10% der,inikan lu yg baru ad degree,,hak tui!!!!!)mmg benda ni wa akan igt sampai wa mati laaa selari ngan parut 'kasih sayang' di belakang badan wa ni...smpai mati bro..tu yg nampak,yg xnampak?bak kata kid rock idola wa suatu masa dlu "Only God Knows Why"